May 2013
xoxogossipgoatt:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
himaruyeah:
*silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*
p4storofmuppets:
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
does that mean that identical twins don’t recognise each...
p4storofmuppets:
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
does that mean that identical twins don’t recognise each...
javeliner:
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
thats-slightly-raven:
thats-slightly-raven:
thats-slightly-raven:
I’m going to call my first born child Shrek and no one can stop me.
I’ve received 9 messages telling me that this is child abuse and I also lost 17 followers I’m not naming my first born child Shrek.
I hate you
imthejesusofsuburbia:
the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
alltimeboners:
DO
NOT
SCREAM
DURING
THE
BANDS
MOST
EMOTIONAL
HEARTWRENCHING
ACOUSTIC
SONG
I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
superlockthetardis:
can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts
if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird
it’s fucking backwards
gabilliamqueen:
gabilliamqueen:
IM SO PUMPED I FEEL LIKE I COULD DO A FUCKIN BACKFLIP
I CANNOT DO A BACKFLIP
cassjaytuck:
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
wwaterfall:
drunkpeeta:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
why am i not surprised
Reblog this if you've had suicidal thoughts or...
whiterabbitxdragonfly:
lucy-is-sorry:
ashleighisalesbian:
decemberx2x:
Just a little experiment.
Too many fuckin notes..
:(
12…
yuppadupp:
thewholockgames:
districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time...
Me: *home alone*
Me: *in the shower* IMAGINE LIVING LIKE A KING SOMEDAAAYY
Me: *preparing a snack* KISS ME AGAIIIN, UNDERNEATH THE MOON LIIGHT
Me: *running around* LONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVEE
Me: *Upside down, balancing on the couch* IM MARRIED TO THE MUSIC, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSEEE
Me: *into a hairbrush* YOUR FOREVER IS AL THAT I NEEEED
Family: *gets home*
Me: *locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
